“WORST PARADE EVER”
Echo Park, LA – The story thus far; on a weekend trip to LA
specifically to attend Mike Jasoka’s comic book release party for That Bike, I have tasted great
neighborhood pizza, picked up a new Memoirs
reader, partied briefly with my neighborhood hipsters, and re-upped my 420
goodies. Now, on a St. Patrick’s Day Sunday, the LA Marathon is running less
than a hundred feet from my adopted door. I set my phone for 6:30 AM and hit
the sack, snuggling up to the foot-warmer commonly known as H.P. Lovecat, a 20
lb. Morris tabby, on my borrowed couch.

The five hours later seemed more like 30 minutes but I got
my act together and was out the door by 6:45AM, recalling an earlier
conversation about the lights over at Dodger Stadium. Turned out the lights
indicated a celebration dedicating the LA Marathon which would start at the
stadium shortly. The race from the Dodger turf would include an early start for
amputees entered into the event, and would run 26.2 miles to the ocean surf at
Santa Monica, the fabled end of Route 66.