Monday, November 30, 2015

WHY WE LOVE THE FRENCH

BRANDALISM AND PRESSTITUTION

Temecula, CA - Happening right now over in France is the global climate change conference for all to see. Even Bill Gates is touting his money to 'fix it so poor countries can afford' the machinery for non-fossil energy use, according to my friend AJ.

Though a good friend, dear AJ isn't a regular reader of the Calendar and tends to follow the establishment line, including thinking Hillary is our best alternative. Like many people who are sucked in by false promises from politicians, fabulous 'new and improved' slogans found on brands, or even well-intended and heartfelt platitudes like “Newspapers perform a vital function by holding our government accountable', all political watchdogs get muzzled when ad/bribe dollars come through the door. That's the corruption of capitalism and why some people read real citizen journalism instead.


With the Paris climate talks going on as I write this, the Temecula Calendar is proud to show why we, in particular, love the French. To do this justice, we present two picture editions expressing brandalism and their no presstitution mindset. One edition is in English and one in French, the special edition for T-town's old music scene roustabout, Kaven. Love ya buddy.

Each edition is separate with identical openings except the French edition will say so. Au Revoir.

BRANDALISM AND PRESSTITUTION - Film Update UPDATE

WHY WE LOVE THE FRENCH

Temecula, CA - Happening right now over in France is the global climate change conference for all to see. Even Bill Gates is touting his money to 'fix it so poor countries can afford' the machinery for non-fossil energy use, according to my friend AJ.

Though a good friend, dear AJ isn't a regular reader of the Calendar and tends to follow the establishment line, including thinking Hillary is our best alternative. Like many people who are sucked in by false promises from politicians, fabulous 'new and improved' slogans found on brands, or even well-intended and heartfelt platitudes like “Newspapers perform a vital function by holding our government accountable', all political watchdogs get muzzled when ad/bribe dollars come through the door. That's the corruption of capitalism and why some people read real citizen journalism instead.


With the Paris climate talks going on as I write this, the Temecula Calendar is proud to show why we, in particular, love the French. To do this justice, we present two picture editions expressing brandalism and their no presstitution mindset. One edition is in English and one in French, the special edition for T-town's old music scene roustabout, Kaven. Love ya buddy.

Each edition is separate with identical openings except the French edition will say so. Au Revoir.

Friday, November 27, 2015

FIRST THE POPE, NOW PEPSI?

USHERING IN THE ALIENS

Temecula, CA – So much is happening so fast, but we bring the latest to you being electronic, not print.

That being said, the Calendar also brings you the news that others can't, given the need for attracting advertisers and ad revenue. Let's face it, advertisers don't like politics that aren't establishment or that are controversial, especially local advertisers. Why do you think you never see anything against Flu shots or fluoridated tap water?


Since that is a reason to scope the Calendar first and stay ahead, it is news when a very major company like Pepsi whose HFCS sodas are almost as bad as Coke, spends a bundle to make this controversial ad featuring a topic that many still consider to be in the tin foil hat posse corral. After the jump, what do The Pope and Pepsi know that we don't? That is the question to ask yourself.

SHOOTER AT GARDEN OF THE GODS - Final

PLANNED PARENTHOOD UNDER ATTACK IN COLORADO

Temecula, CA - At least four police officers have been shot and multiple civilians have been injured in an ongoing active shooter situation at a Colorado Springs branch of Planned Parenthood on Friday afternoon.

"This is still a very active situation," Colorado Springs Police Lt. Catherine Buckley said.
By 2:45 p.m., five people injured in the incident had been transported to Penrose Hospital in Colorado Springs, according to a hospital spokeswoman. The spokeswoman did not know the patients' condition or whether they were police officers or civilians.

Three more victims were taken to Memorial Hospital, according to a spokesman there.
A SWAT truck was seen evacuating people from the clinic. In one run, first responders unloaded an apparently injured person onto a gurney. In another run, people wrapped in blankets and others wearing hospital scrubs climbed out of the truck and into waiting patrol cars, which then drove away from the scene.



At 2:15, the police department reported on Twitter that officers were "encountering gunfire" from a suspect inside the Planned Parenthood building. The gunman has not made any demands or made any statements to officers, Buckley said. She said initial reports described his weapon as a long gun, such as a rifle.

"We do not know about this person's mentality or ideology," Buckley said.


Wednesday, November 25, 2015

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK ELEVEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

COLLEGE: Rivalry games, matchups to decide conference division winners, and ranked teams facing each other in critical games to determine the four playoff teams.  You've got it all this THANKSGIVING WEEKEND.


In the NFL, we have three games on Thursday for continuous viewing throughout the day.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

OUR INDIAN SUMMER

THE COLORS IN MY HOOD

Temecula, CA – As my friends Woody and Randy [Winston in Memoirs] dig out in Iowa, see picture, we take a look at the Indian Summer period happening this past couple days and the trees in my neighborhood that are changing colors before all the leaves fall. 


After the jump we look at pictures of the trees all decked out in their fall colors while others are starting to turn as the temps are scheduled to turn cool for the next foreseeable weather forecast period.


Monday, November 23, 2015

EVER HEAR OF RED MERCURY? ISIS HAS

WHEN A ROOSTER COMES HOME TO ROAST

Temecula, CA – Though some may think the title of 'The Great Satan' means evil, the article is more in the vein of 'death' in a tarot deck, meant in an alchemist way. As Satan has knowledge that isn't meant for mortal man because of its inherent danger, so this country has knowledge that should never have been discovered. Like CERN, perhaps some things are better left undone.

During the Cold War the competition between us and them continued with its one-upsmanship until finally the ideal weapon was theorized and proven mathematically. This dream to end Mankind was called the Neutron Bomb. Some of you younger readers may be saying 'how can a bomb named after a Saturday Morning kid cartoon be that bad?' Trust me, the bomb idea came before Jimmy's show.

What makes the Neutron Bomb so badass is red mercury. Bet you never heard of the stuff, right? Unfortunately ISIS has and like the Lost Ark, they have 'top men' working on it. This is what happens when you tell the world and your allies 'No' and really mean 'yes' in bomb development. Now this rooster may be coming back to roast U.S.


'The hunt for the ultimate weapon began in January 2014, when a smuggler who fills shopping lists for the Islamic State, met a jihadist commander in Tal Abyad, a Syrian town near the Turkish border. The Islamic State was shopping for red mercury. Read the latest after the jump.


Wednesday, November 18, 2015

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK TEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

The underdogs had a feast in the NFL last weekend.


In college, eight of the Top 25 teams lost again for the second week in a row.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL, scavenging for the real one-armed man


Sunday, November 15, 2015

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE”

WHEN AND WHAT STARTED PIECEMEAL WW3?

Temecula, CA – The world mourns again for the innocent blood shed by civilians; people who have no dog in the fight; people going about their lives in a moment of expected enjoyment. In an instant lives are changed and the ones left traumatized, for the rest of their lives. Somewhere God has to be shaking his head, if the father figure is accurate. I know because I'm a father. However, I can't do anything but pray for my kids mostly. For the general population things are different.

You see, the general population has a code of ethics, or morals, or shared beliefs, and at least half the world's population has the Ten
Commandments. For those who say religion is the cause, plenty of people who don't have any religion also kill and maim. To allow for people to live in groups, codes have to be developed and adhered to. All of these codes have a remedy for living peaceably. The rules of engagement are found in the religious books and honor these codes come from. In the Old Testament the law is simple, 'an eye for an eye.'

Bill Maher asked, 'Why do they hate us?' Pope Francis has called a “piecemeal World War III,” in describing the attacks and said, “There is no justification for these things.”

Tonight as we collectively say R.I.P. to those in France who perished and the ones who will succumb to their injuries in the coming days, a look at the two questions just posed. These opinions reflect my own mind and that of no other. Also, you can't use one religion to disprove another so after the jump, we consult with history's greatest seer, the man who said that we would get signals from The Watchers [the Black Knight Satellite], Nostradamus.

Take the jump...

Friday, November 13, 2015

2ND SPECIAL STAR WARS FAN GETS VIP TREATMENT

OUR FRIDAY THE 13TH STORY

Temecula, CA – It was heartwarming and not surprising that Disney and company would grant a dying
star Wars fan a sneak advance showing of the movie before it hits the screens and fans in December.

What was surprising was that a second super fan is reported to also have gotten the VIP treatment.


Yes, that's right. In an unconfirmed report from a recently fired stringer for TMX comes the account that in spite of the official supposed dissing of the Amy Schumer GQ cover, everyone really was laughing their ass off. Secretly.

Some calls were exchanged and at an undisclosed location of the comedian's choosing, a private screening of the film was held just for the actress with a ribald sense of humor. There weren't guest allowed in but our mole managed to grab one shot as a pizza delivery driver, an idea he got from a Bob's Burgers episode.

After the jump a NSFW photo, so be advised.

WE ARE THE GREAT SATAN

CHICKENS COMING HOME TO ROOST

Temecula, CA – America has been called out for the massive refugee waves happening in both South America and the Middle East. Regardless of blame, these streams of people moving away from a conflicted area show no stopping since the causes are ongoing. If you read the piece with the recorded narration of Columbus upon setting foot 'in the new world' it should have made you sick,

With the Brits trying to drone strike Jihadi John, a whole family, including a nine year old girl, is beheaded in violence in Afghanistan, and the roots for all the terror hate is laid and paid for by the U.S. Taxpayer. Your tax dollars are work.

As you read how this started, look outside your window. Are they chem-trailing your skies? Who pays for that jet fuel? Who runs that program because who else can fly planes over our air space? What happened to the TPP? Do we realistically have a say in the direction our country is heading?


There are no answers to these questions at present, but after the jump read the history of how all this maelstrom was started by us. And remember, this was a continuum of the Cold War-Space Race era. Which itself was started by the confirmation of a 13,000 year old satellite both Nikola Tesla and Nostradamus identified [“aliens”, “the Watchers”, respectively]

Thursday, November 12, 2015

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK NINE

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER 

Hello Football Fans,

The next three weeks of the regular season and the conference championship games will determine which teams get into the college football playoffs.  It's still early, but a lot happened last weekend.  And the Hawkeyes are CFP#5 (for now).


In the NFL, the season has crossed over the halfway point of the regular season.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL, on the lam from the gambling police (and not participating in any "illegal" fantasy football "gambling" sites)

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

THE INTERVIEW – PART TWO

INSIDE MR. PETE AND PT'S BOOK

Temecula, CA – Welcome back to Part Two of an interview with author and editor, PT Rothschild, as we find out more of the back story to Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green, The Autobiography of My Alter Ego [Amazon, CDBaby].


from Part One: “Whether people want to believe it or not. Pot is in the Bible. And not just 'in' the Bible. Cannabis plays a prominent role. When you lack that information you are like the Germans in Raiders of The Lost Ark, “Digging in the wrong place.” - PT

TC: What do you mean 'digging in the wrong place?'

PT: The Germans had only half the clues they needed to solve where the treasure, the Ark, was. They knew what they were looking for but because they lacked the other half of the medallion, they were off in their conclusion. So it is that way with cannabis. Two billion Christians and they have no clue about the connection of cannabis to the Bible.

TC: How did you learn of it?

Thursday, November 5, 2015

INDICA ROOTS TO PLAY HEMPCON

VAULT ARTIST LIZZY FEATURED IN THE EMERALD CUP

Temecula, CA – Though Temecula's new School of Rock may be the next big thing for newcomers of this magical valley, parents, new locals, and grey-haired career city politicians can recall the days of “We Want The Vault” when that venue, the lasting outgrowth from a genuine music scene, was T-Town's organic School of Rock, birthing the talent of MSATS for commercial delight. This weekend another Vault alumni, Indica Roots, will perform at Hempcon, in San Bernardino at the NOS Center, a home to many cannabis-themed events.


Hempcon, like Indica Roots, has been around for a while and therefore both have a fan base. The NOS event is primarily for medical marijuana recommendation holders considered the 'black market, a den of thieves, and satanically out of control' by the ones who are guilty of avarice, sloth, and blasphemy through the actions of control and mechanization. In short, the forces of Big Pot who have no need for cannabis beyond commercialism.

Indica Roots is a band that represents the same ideals – an income for the little man, justice, peace, love, and a party. In short, the idea behind the theorem of One Love, a Rasta ideal. Of course all this is put to a move-your-hips  'house party' beat. From being part of the scene, I can attest to the infectious rhythms this band lays down. In fact, some of their tunes are featured in the initial radio traffic playlist.