Friday, January 29, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS after PLAYOFF CONFERENCE FINALS

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

Tomorrow: Senior Bowl
Sunday: Pro Bowl
Feb 7th: Super Bowl 3:25PM Pacific

"Pizza's on me, Coach"
I've provided you with some details on all of these to whet your appetites, plus I've got some other good stuff including a quickie look at a few 2016 topics.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL


Friday, January 22, 2016

PLANET X SPOTTED OVER MURRIETA – BREAKING

THE LATEST ON NIBIRU

Temecula, CA – Once again our Jimmy Olsen was able to grab a breath-taking photo that is every bit as amazing as the sky cross photo taken the day of the Oregon Uprising aka the Oregon Occupy. Whether or not you might have heard since the news has been soft-peddled, but the long and lately highly touted on YouTube, Nibiru, Planet X, or to some Planet 7X, aka Wormwood; the planetary system has entered our solar system. The first such local sighting on December 7th, is below.


This picture was taken facing south in the early morning brunch time [8:49AM] after the sun had cleared the eastern foothills. The 'second sun' seen in the above picture taken with a One Touch Pop Alcatel is the reference used in a famous quatrain about the last Pope.

After the jump, the latest on what's coming. Better get out your Bibles folks, there are no atheists in foxholes.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

CHRISTIAN SPANGING

HOMELESS, NOT HOPELESS

Temecula, CA – Years ago we ran a picture story here about the teen-trending underground stunts of planking. For those unfamiliar, 'planking' is posing stiff as a plank of wood, on top of something, resting against something, or perched at an angle to something. The pictures were pretty funny, especially the one with my 'plank' friend upside down and his dog pointed to sniff his bluejeans butt.

R.I.P. Mackers [Murrieta Hot Springs Rd. 2-10-2016]
The local planking subject, never identified by name or face, wanted it that way because he comes from a proper Protestant, not Catholic, home. His parents go to church every weekend and participate in church family activities. In fact, my planking friend is churched and home-schooled. Raised in a stable upper middle-class environment, now entering his middle twenties, my friend whose life was once fishing with his dad on a lake and having a bright future, lives in a tent, homeless. 

His parents have sought counseling through their church so the family perils aren't secrets or private anymore, a trait shared also in with past Muslim circles here. I took my friend a full tank of propane to where he was spanging, or spare changing, aka, asking for spare change. An economy which once would have been able to support my friend until he gained mature footing or maybe even an alternative success path, has evaporated thanks to decades of trade erosion brought on by both parties. Ignorance or greed? Does it matter now?


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS after CONFERENCE SEMIFINAL PLAYOFFS

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,


The NFL playoffs continue with only four teams still alive for the title, after four games last weekend were all decided by a touchdown or less.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Monday, January 18, 2016

NOT THE FOX BUNDYS

WHY RUBY HATES WHITE PEOPLE

Temecula, CA – This second of two special Martin Luther King Holiday special reports again has a cousin reference. When I returned to Louisville at my mother's passing [pp.192, Memoirs] it was a return to the nation's 4th most segregated city [2015 MSN story, chart]. I rolled into town with more than the aura of the esoteric women I had known, I had left the 'hood' as they say and been out in the real world. So I came into a place I was familiar with but was a complete stranger being a new brown face around town.


Though the most poignant times there are in Memoirs, by no means are they even half of my complicated two plus years there. Southern racism was revisited but I was fresh from being a Mississippi River town pot dealer who had business cards, I figured I could handle it. However the hardest thing to deal with was the racial outlook of my cousin Ruby. All my cousins are highly intelligent so conversations on deep subjects turn into debates. I got a letter for debate in high school so this was pig wrestling to an engineer [an in-joke for all you retired shop workers from when this country built things besides the 1%].

One summer day I decided we were going to the rock bottom of this racial issue thing so I rolled a couple of fatties and walked over to my cousin Ruby's West End house. I knocked on the screen door and got a 'C'mon in, Pete.'

After blazing, I threw a saddle on the conversation and rode it into Raceland, coming to a halt with the question, “Why do you really hate white people, Ruby?”

“Because they act so free. Too free. I hate them for it, and I always will.”

WHAT I WISH FOR BILL COSBY

15 MINUTES, SERENA, AND A TENNIS RACQUET

Temecula, CA – Bill Cosby is 78 years old and regardless of what happens, personally I will not feel satisfied. Some people want to compare Bill Cosby to Bill Clinton. Clinton never drugged or took advantage, as in made a fool of the women he was with. Clinton's women knew what they were getting, whether a cigar or a slick willy or a well-paid government job.
A similar Bill comparison has be drawn when mentioning Allen, Polanski, Fogle, Collins, and even Duggar. To want sex with a comatose woman means you are one sick puppy, as Wanda Sykes would say in her best 'Back To The Barnyard' voice. You also have the length of time for the alleged assaults, ranging from a year after his marriage to Camille in the latter 60s, to the deposition assault in 2004. and these assaults were just the ones he drugged. Was this the only sex that he was getting outside of marriage?

Doctor Huxable's special bedtime Rx, “Take two pills, and a cab in the morning.”

So for me, whatever sentence, or fine, even if it gets that far, is not going to tip the scales of 'just desserts' for all the pain and suffering caused women who trusted someone in a moment of mis-placed judgment, and were drugged, in much the same fashion as a child molester takes unfair advance to get the desired selfish results. BTW, did you happen to notice the stunning picture of Serena Williams above? More after the jump...

Sunday, January 17, 2016

RIP ALAN RICKMAN

A HERO WHO PLAYED A VILLAIN

Temecula, CA – 2016 isn't starting out with a bang, but a thud. People, famous and those close to them, are dropping like flies, mostly due to cancer. Jimmy Carter is hanging in there, maybe someone sent him this. Meanwhile out of the [so-called] black market comes this news. From the people who brought you the climate talks you have this report. Having written a magical book explaining why this is occurring, my motivation to expose the truth was having my mother succumb. Everything is going according to Hoyle for the cancer industry. This year's cancer races should be jam packed, no matter the venue or city council.


The movies are different. The villains are heroes sometimes and vice-versa. One actor who showed generosity towards others was a British man who met his sweetie in 1965 and stayed with her until his death this month, from cancer. He played many roles, and quite a few as a villain, the type you remembered. He first burst on the screen in the movie that made Bruce Willis a star beyond TV, Die Hard. Alan Rickman played Hans Gruber, the 'terrorist mastermind' that seemed a move ahead of almost everyone, especially the FBI who are played to devastating comic relief, until his last misstep.

Over the years Alan Rickman played well thought-out and intelligent characters, giving the parts both the look and the voice a classical style. Presented here in addition to Die Hard and the Harry Potter series are some just some of the other roles Rickman stood out in and sometimes stole the show with, like Kevin Costner's Robin Hood. R.I.P. Alan Rickman, you were the villain we all loved to hate in that classical style, and a man who was a classic person.

Friday, January 15, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

THE LOS ANGELES RAMS are back.


I thought my newsletters were going to get shorter after last week, and I had to cut short some of my comments this week due to vacation.

Nevertheless, it's longer than expected to the delight of at least a few of you.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL


Wednesday, January 13, 2016

TEMECULA GETS IT – FINALLY

PRESENTATION ENDS STIGMA FOR CITY COUNCIL

Temecula, CA – After ten long years, a steadfast belief as Christians that cannabis was from the Devil long held by Temecula's city council, was cleared from the air as long time MMJ activists and pot foes sat down in an attempt at first to what seemed to be business as usual. The order of the day had been to place or extend a ban on private patient cultivation of their own marijuana medicine. Before the meeting was over, ending on Lanny Swerdlow's shortest speech ever [call Ripley's], that BS ban was rejected with only newcomer Matt Rahn still watching Howdy Doody in B&W.


The pressure to ban or control medical marijuana is coming from Jerry 'Frack 'Em High' Brown whose decision to allow fracking is responsible for the worse methane gas rupture ever, so far, making a mockery out of the hailed Paris Climate talks as much as today's freshly chem-trailed skies over Temecula. In March, any city who doesn't have a ban or a regulation in place about medical marijuana means the state takes over, removing any local jurisdiction or fee generating apparatus from local budgets. This is flow down from AB266 and it's companion laws reported here last fall. The plan was to Introduce a Citywide Ordinance Prohibiting the Cultivation of Marijuana Within the City of Temecula.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF WW3

THE NOT SO MAGIC MILESTONE

Temecula, CA – This article commences to say that we are in the 25th year of the third world war as predicted by Nostradamus in the 1500s. Yesterday was the anniversary. However, like in the days of Noah, most people didn't see the connection. Most, but not all people.


We live in a strange time. There is more access to knowledge and history, hidden and revealed and theoretical, but people are meaner, less educated, and as judgmentally not caring as has ever been witnessed by anyone over the age of 50. People my age, 70, if they seem as fit as myself [knocking on head, cough wood], are on a cruise, an ad picture for some 'seniors' meds or a fitness program, or if more normal are 'broke down' health-wise. They're a puffing and a wheezing like there is a hundred pound weight attached to them. If you happen to drive through a northern big city ghetto or small Southern town/city, notice how older black people walk. Now you see a similar walk of despair among the young homeless.

This third world war was talked of in rhyme through political rap music heard in this valley's golden era of underground. There the war roots went back much further but there is no denying that Desert Storm was the start. Also foretold by the seer were war flare-ups that would sustain the continuing war effort before a tumultuous climax. Given that other clues point to the much heralded end times being here, aka 'last predicted Pope' it is truly amazing that so many people either don't believe, want to believe, or just don't see the writing on the wall.

Saturday, January 9, 2016

DON'T LIKE OREGON, CHEW ON THIS

THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS CORRECT

Temecula, CA – A number of comments against the Oregon ranchers and in favor of the Federal Government appear in various stories, whereas the comments should be about the apparent 'if it's white, it's alright' hypocrisy and the double standard of justice. What this says is that a substantial number of people, fellow citizens actually, are in favor of this double standard. And like in the movie 'They Live', for the first time since the 40s and 50s, you can tell the bad guys from the good guys.


We will start with an easy one. Some of you may have heard that the government has issued a new set of guidelines on eating meat. Of course given the Surgeon General's blatant agency capture by Coke, who in government can you trust to do the job they are paid to do [and we are not talking the cog n wheel paper pushers, or their immediate supers], but more the agency like the Autumnwood story points out.

BTW, know what happened to Autumnwood? Those effected were allowed to cash out and the property was hopefully re-sodded, but in any regard, the property was resold to new unsuspecting families possibly with children. No one was held accountable, from top to bottom. Everyone who was culpable went on with their life and forgot about the problem and profits. Church life went on. Autumnwood.

While you were debating about the government being too intrusive about your lean meat intake, another Kansas City Shuffle was taking place at your expense. After the jump...

Friday, January 8, 2016

TEMECULA'S BEST CANTINA BAND

WHEN I SAY 'HANS SHOT' YOU SAY 'FIRST!'

Temecula, CA – Before a fork-in-the-road put my old friends and I into two different fantasy realms,
one cosplay, one actual, and long before anyone whined in Escondildo about starting the phenomena regardless of what you may read elsewhere, a real music scene, with our Saint Bipsy, birthed here with all the drama, angst, majesty, and tragedy of any scene anywhere. Most of us had scene names, and real train-wrecks got new names every six months. One young woman was her own easel, an observation it took me six months to deduce. Sherlock Holmes would have been proud.


But time moves on and we have too, all of us though one day we will gather at the by and by. For now this day brings Temecula's best Cantina Band, this year's winner at the TVMAs, Master Splinter and The Shredders. The 'best' cover band and most popular in town decided to step out the same day Oregon ranchers stepped in. Saturday was a busy day for a lot of folks.

All photos are of MSATS when they took the stage at the Ivan McCosplay [yeah, our Ivan] New Year event that happened at Club M15, just up the 15 at the industrial plaza by Dos Logos. Following the pictures is the video “I Love Cosplay” by Harley Gold [yeah, our Jamaal], and then a video from before we all had secret identities. Those were the days.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK SEVENTEEN


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

The NFL regular season is over and the playoffs start on Saturday, January 9th.


The college bowl games are over, with just the CFP Championship Game to be played on Monday night, January 11th.

I've got some good factoids and minutia this week plus three quiz questions.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner, on the lam from the gambling police

OREGON OCCUPY BLESSING FROM GOD

MIRACLE SIGHTED AND PHOTOGRAPHED OVER MURRIETA – EXCLUSIVE

Temecula, CA – On Saturday a group of American ranchers occupied an empty [public] Federal Government building and around the same time, God sent His Blessing!

In this exclusive sighting, the picture below and the others after the jump, show whose side God is on.

Actual picture of cloud cross over Murrieta, CA - Photo credit, PT ROTHSCHILD